GuiriTaxi

Contact Guiritaxi

Questions, complaints, requests, emotional breakdowns - we accept them all. Have questions, need a ride, or want to complain about our service? Contact us through any of the following methods:

Get in Touch

Need a lift, a rescue mission, or a friend? Send us a message.

Contact Details

Email: guiritaxi@gmail.com

Phone: +34 638 20 22 48

Availability: Depends how tired the driver is.

Emergency kebab hotline: Weekends only.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is GuiriTaxi a real taxi service?

No. Absolutely not. Please do not report us.

Can I actually book a ride?

Technically yes. Emotionally yes. Legally? Questionable.

Do you accept card payments?

We accept cash, snacks, fuel money. and sincere appreciation.

What if I am lost

Perfect. That is our target audience

If it's my birthday, can I control the music?

Under no circumstances will a passenger/client be allowed to control the music, it is strictly forbidden!! Respectfully.

Need transport?

Skip the questions and go straight to the most questionable booking system you'll find online.

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